December 2011
When a man loves a woman...
When a man loves a woman Can’t keep his mind on nothing else He’ll trade the world For the good thing he’s found If she’s bad he can’t see it She can do no wrong Turn his back on his best friend If he put her down When a man loves a woman Spend his very last dime Tryin’ to hold on to what he needs He’d give up all his comfort Sleep out in the rain If she...
16 and pregnant. 15 and fucking. 14 and sucking....
kyst808:
^seriously
when i have kids, this shit will not fly.
Half of the Philippines is submerged in flood....
Reblog if you know more than just Aloha and Mahalo...
wow aunty kathy
making my brother miss his flight
because you’re too stupid to read the damn itinerary
my fucking aunty georgette
OH, you are so wonderful, aunty!
you are my favorite aunty EVAR
you are so cool
and so sweet
and you have such a good heart
and you are SO FUCKING UNMATERIALISTIC AND UNSUPERFICIAL
you are my favorite evar
can’t wait
did it.
1. Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? that guy 2. Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? nope 3. Are you stubborn? toe-tally 4. If you took a drug test right now, would you pass? yes 5. Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? that guy 6. Do you tend to hold a grudge? yes 7. Who is the last person that pissed you off? you 8. Whats something that bothers you about...
That awkward moment when you see your friends are...
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yup.
Anonymous asked: YES,
Anonymous asked: What is it like to have sex?
Go to google, then type in "let it snow"
fun stuff!
lpleeexx:
too young to understand lol.
lolol! omg. the flinstones one.
holy shit, they ruined me!
Mommy saved me dinner
uhdaynalyn:
Came home to a fat plate of mandu & meatjun, & pho ((((:
pho is the best thing evar
I watched Breaking Dawn last night!!
I was pleasantly surprised at how awesome it was.
So this guy I’ve been seeing is 6’7” tall. I feel like a little kid or something when I stand next to him. He can lift me up, which is RAD. He’s very sweet to me but it’s like…we eat and then we have sex. Or we watch television and then we have sex. Or I lie down to take a nap but he wants to have sex. Plus, he’s pretty rough when we play around or have...
Gay people are born into and belong to every society in the world. They are all...
– Part of Hillary Clinton’s speech to the UN on LGBT rights ( gay .org.uk)
Ever notice that you are never hit on more than...
fate is a cruel mistress sometimes.
I think I need to read the Bible more often.
Yup.